No Thank You.

Not only was it miserably cold, there was some of that glorious sideways rain we are all so fond of. This fellow thought it a perfect day to go kiteboarding. In the Pacific Ocean.

I say, no thank you sir.

If I can just get my feet into the footbrace...

I'll be off to Japan in a matter of minutes!

If you squint a little, it might be California. Except not really.

I can see the pull. ;)