Window Installation, with Wiener Dog (Age 16)

Happy Birthday G!! We're not typically huge "pet birthday" sorts of folks, but really....16?! Who would have ever imagined!?! In honor of G's milestone, I present for you a series I took called Window Installation, with Wiener Dog.

Girl...uhm...Girl...uh....there are some guys in the house... and they are taking out the windows... we...uh.. kinda... need the windows...

Hey! Girl! You aren't listening to me! Stop typing!! Windows I say, windows!!
OK, fine. I'll walk around the chair and try your left side... Uhm...Girl...they appear to be taking out ALL of the windows... oh heavens... this is not good...

GIRL! I am beginning to think you don't fully comprehend these dire circumstances!!

Guuu-uuu-uuu-urrrlllllll!!! I'm freee-kkiinnng ooouttt!!!!

GIIIIIRL! I! NEED! YOU! TO! LISTEN!! HELP! HELLLP!! GIRL! WINDOWS! MEN! WIENER DOGS! HEEEEEELP!
GIRL!! Thphbllbpthphtht!!!


WOMAN!! PUT THAT DAMNED CAMERA DOWN!! THIS IS NOT A SCENE FROM THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT!!!!

GEEZ... Despite your complete and utter incompetence, I would like to thank YOU for FINALLY coming to your senses. You should have NO problem typing with an 11-pound wiener dog in your lap. Back to work, you. SOMEONE has to keep a wiener dog in the lifestyle to which she's accustomed.